Just checking in today to tell you that I ran 25 km on Sunday (that’s over 15 mi for you American idiots). A whopping twenty five kilometers of muddy trail filled with loose rocks and slippery roots. I’m not even going to pretend to be humble about it and say that anyone could have done it and that it’s not a big deal, because fuck that: it’s the farthest I’ve ever run and it’s a huge deal! Go ME! Go legs and fuck yeah 25k!
Even more
impressive is that I only fell once. You see, for some reason, that grace, body
control, and elegance most people gain from doing 10 years of gymnastics sort
of eluded me.The simpelest tasks that involve moving any body part is always a
gamble. Only a week ago, I had to file an incident report at work because I got
severely burnt. Not from anything related to our lime kiln which would have
made sense, nope: I spilled piping hot tea all over myself because I tripped on
the floor. The perfectly normal, completely flat office floor. Not that it was
the first time I spilled hot tea all over myself, but the other times have been
more due to the fact that I seem to forget that I’m wider than my head whenever
I try to pass through a doorway, which is a slightly less embarrassing offence.
This complete lack of self-awareness results in my shoulders, knees, shins, and
most every other body part constantly being covered in bruises. And more often
than not, I have no idea of how they got there. I mean, if I were to remember
all the times I bumped into a table or knocked my hips into a bookshelf, there
would be no brain capacity left for anything else. Literally. (In the literal sense, not the figurative sense.)
Not this
time though, this time I know perfectly well that the huge, multicolored bruise
on my butt is from that butt plant on the trails (is butt plant the equivalent
to a face palnt where you land on your butt?) It’s like my body is celebrating
pride week with a somewhat unsuccessful re-creation of a rainbow flag all over
my left butt cheek. Which I am all for, I just wished it had decided to use less
earthly tones. There’s a distinct difference between Kelly green and snot
green, just saying. Do your homework, butt!
I don’t
have any fun pictures of this, but I’m feeling pretty hungry, so here is a
pizza I ate while in Denmark this summer.
Is sure was delish, but these Danes really have something to learn when it comes to even distribution of toppings. |
Feel free to use the comment section to compliment me for my successful week end. Or to brag about your own sucesses. This is a judgement free zone.